British English VS singapore English

One may conclude that our english is kanasai,but actually it is short,simple,concise,straight to the point and effective.

Look at the Examples below:

When giving customer bad news,
British:I am sorry ,sir it seems that we do not have the sweater in ure size.
SG:Bo stock.

Returning a missed call.
British:Hello ,this is John Smith.Did anyone call me a few minutes ago?
SG:Hello,u call me ar?

Asking someone to make way,
British:Excuse me,i would like to get by.Would you make way?
SG:Siam leh!

When someone is noisy,
British:Stop talking so loudly here.
SG:Diam la!

Adapted from:a text msg

Heart was pumping fast when waiting for the result.
Time seems to be "crawling' past.
Listen to Mr Lim talked.
arnd 2pm+++ to 3pm then got the result.

Result was okay....
4 distinction,1 B3 AND 1 C5.
hard work throughout the few months of intensive and mock exams were paid off.
made up my mind to take the Leisure and Business Facilities course @ NP.
But....
I donnoe if this will be the right choice 4 me.
haiz....

Went to Seoul Garden to treat Zarifah todae,after work.
BEST!
Den went straight home after tat.

2mrw worked in the morning shift.
Sometimes i feel like QUITING!
very tired....
But i need the money to splurge on the things i desire.
so how?
JUST lar!
got to persevere for at least another 2 more mths.
So JUST!

Prob next wk o lvl result will be release.
Very nervous,anxious,scared,butterflies in my stomach.
Hoped tat i will get good results.
Wish my frends gd luck too!

I came across this.
"Bace isi kandungan yang tertulis di dalam rencana itu."
Tertulis??
the word "ter" is for tk sengaje.
so means tat the person yg tulis article 2,tk sengaje ar tulis article 2??
actually dier nk masak ar abeh tk sengaje tulis artikle 2??

Den "ter" is for tk sengaje.
den ppl always said this.
"aku tk sengaje tertumpah kan air 2"
since "ter" is 4 tk sengaje,
means the sentence kalau panjangkan jadi:
"aku tk sengaje tk sengaje tumpah kan air 2."
atau..
"aku ter tertumpahkan air 2."

aiya ...tis was made randomly.
tkde keje...

WOW!It's a brand new year!!
But will it be a better year??
Or do we have to think twice on wether to agree tat 2010 will be a better year?
Happy 2010 Everyone!!!

Talking about 2010,
tis means tat o lvl results will be release soon.!!!Feeling nervous out of a sudden.

Got my first whole mth pay yesterdae.
Have so many things to buy but i have so little money on hand.
haiz....